Free Ice Cream at HTO Beach:
Wednesday July 19th, at 12:30pm.
What kind of sadistic person or group keeps designing beaches where you can't swim or even safely get into and out of the water with a canoe or kayak? Answer: Claude Cormier, designer of beaches where you can look at, but not access, the water.
We now introduce the Claude Cormier Confectionary: Ice cream that you can look at but not taste or eat.
Cormier Cream is prepared with Bitrex (a denaturant also known as Denatonium Benzoate), the most bitter substance in the world, so that you can enjoy the view of the ice cream, but not taste or eat it.
Best served cold on a hot day in July, when you can watch it slowly melt onto a plate, and then safely dispose of the semi-liquid mess.
Those of us who find this disturbing are going to meetup at 330 University Ave, courtroom 5-1, on Friday July 19th, to show our support for OPP = Ontario Place Protectors and for our constitution.
While the authorities block off access to Cherry Beach and completely close off access to Micheal Hough Beach at Ontario Place, they're building another Cormier beach called "Leslie Lookout Park".
So we're creating "Lookout Pub", an authentic Irish pub with Denatured Guinness, a beer that you can look at but not taste or drink. We explain the idea in a bit more detail in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGrJW-hn0Tk&t=278s
We'll also have free music, for display purposes only (no listening). Just as rectified spirits must be denatured, we'll use a full-wave bridge rectifier to render the music unfit for human listening.
What can you do?
Join us at HTO Beach Wed. July 17 at 12:30pm and also come to court this Friday July 19th, at 10am, 330 University Ave, Courtroom #5-1.
Join us at HTO Beach Wed. July 17 at 12:30pm and also come to court this Friday July 19th, at 10am, 330 University Ave, Courtroom #5-1.